Todd Halloween Kraines

I hate twitter.

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Artemis II recovery drinking game: take a shot every time the commentator says “front porch”

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I HATE Chr*s W#tts so much dude. And anybody like him

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What does “Speed monitored by aircraft” mean bro? What are you gonna do? Get into a high speed chase with me and your fucking giant airplane. How are you gonna stop me man?

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In pursuit of dehumanizing Palestinians, Israelis themselves have become monsters

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@realDonaldTrump First of all, are you kidding? Second, AMERICANS ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY ISRAELI FORCES! PLEASE TAKE ACTION TO HAVE THEM RELEASED SAFELY!

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🫧👑🧙‍♀️🐐🩷💚HAPPY WICKED WEEKEND💚🩷🐐🧙‍♀️👑🫧

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Beyoncé, protect Tampa Bay 🙏🏻

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My mom told me today that she likes to go to the bank looking disheveled so that people think she’s poor and won’t rob her

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Eventually I’m gonna throw away my phone and all I’ll have is a blackberry and an iPod nano

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Yellow mustard is jelly, stone ground Dijon is jam, whole grain mustard is preserves

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Also Andrew Garfield is my celebrity crush again after doing Tick Tick Boom

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I literally started crying at work after thinking about the scene where Rose is about to leave on the lifeboats and jumps back on the ship to meet with Jack again ugh

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Why are so many residential communities called Bent Tree

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@rebeccywecky LMAOOOO

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Longhorn got that biblical bread

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You’re a whole ‘nother type of stupid to honk at cars to move as a train is passing by

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I know for a fact Vince Gilligan goes to sleep every night with zero worries knowing he made the best TV series of all time

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Taylor Swift trying to motivate Travis Kelce going into the 2nd half

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I GOT A DOUBLE YOLKKKKKK

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I love my resume because it says “cum” and no one can say anything about it