Gnat :D

idiot

[Imad @imadfunny]

I’ve been a dentist for 15 years and sometimes I’ll remove a patient’s tooth if I had a bad day/bored

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

if i was on love island i’d dig a big hole cover it with leaves and just wait

[Beebs! @LiftedByStrings]

i need to do a load of washing tomorrow or I could kill myself and film it for you all

[Bologna @eatthebologna]

when i was 16 i used to take xanax and understand what the cocteau twins were saying

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

does anyone have anything that I can have?

[Gnat :D @pixiehole]

@Moth_Buckaroo suntrapp workers unite asfffff im terrible at social media marketing lmao

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i’ve always been a little bit fat And always will be #nozempy

[Gnat :D @pixiehole]

@Moth_Buckaroo this EXACT thing happened to me as well.. humbling stuff

[Gnat :D @pixiehole]

femmes never like me back 😔

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

naming my son Coworker

[lauryn🤸🏾‍♀️ @laurischattin]

y’all don’t like mint chocolate chip ice cream because you don’t understand consent

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yes girl just aim that wet cough wherever!

[Gnat :D @pixiehole]

@Moth_Buckaroo i would like to join

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Patient this morning does not know what day it is or where they are but yelled at me that we need more trains in America. hell yeah brother

[michel ceratonin @michelceratonin]

At pizza parties in elementary school I used to sit back and watch everyone rush over at once like cattle before getting up so as to not be seen wanting

[Superstar⭐️ @superstar_finky]

If i ever did drag i would just steal my friends entire legal name and act like they were crazy if they got upset

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

she only wants me for my big bellay

[Gnat :D @pixiehole]

my boss is playing hoop and stick and im playing 4D chess

[kenzie ⋆. 𐙚 ̊ @femmeT_T]

femme culture is getting toe curlingly beautiful to go to the dive bar