pixiemom

Mom to five kids

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I just said, “Don’t put your face that close to your phone, it’s not good for your eyes.” So weird to say... #twentyfirstcentury #parenting

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We absolutely loved it! Thanks for the laughs, John! #johncrist #humanbeingtour

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Late 18thBirthday present for my girl!! Her favorite comedian!! #johncrist #humanbeingtour

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Watching a show... Son: “Most people wouldn’t do that.” Wife: “We’re not most people.” Husband: “Can you imagine anything more awful than being ‘most people’?”

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At a hotel pool, little boy steps in: “Oh no, Mommy, I’m getting wet!”

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James changed my nickname on my phone!

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Heading out to go hiking. Frodo farts in the car. My dad: “Oh! I need to get gas!” Pulls into gas station. LoL

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E: “I love my cousin. Not because she’s my cousin, but because she’s my best friend!” Z: “Aww... I love you too.” When did they get so mature? I love these girls!

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Me: “Are you thankful for your brothers?” E: “Yeah” Me: “Even when they aren’t nice?” E: “Well... no.”

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In his coding class, James made a program and Rick rolled his teacher. I'm so proud. LoL

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I was reading Proverbs 27 last night and verse 14 popped out at me. I think Solomon loved his sleep too. This is an important verse.

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Ouch! Chris accidentally broke my little toe. At least she waited until after VBS was done.

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Oh my goodness! I took almost a thousand pictures at the dress rehearsal today. Wow! Time to go through and get rid of the bad ones.

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Overheard at movie theater: Two couples finding seats. Wives disagreed on where to sit. A Husband: "You're totally ruining her feng shui!"

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James: "I got new apps." I expect some stupid games. It's math and physics apps. How old is he????

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Noelle is discussing birds and using very fowl language. She was talking about fish, but it was watered down. The elephant talk got heavy.

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4 year old annoyed the almost 3 year old, so she hissed at him like a cat.

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Scentsy's Grape Granita smells like candy... or in my mom mind - children's liquid Tylenol.

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How to make reading college recruitment letters interesting... replace the words college, school, or university with "girl".

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Watching "White Christmas" with my kids. It will probably become a sing along.