coworkers who ask me how I can put sooo much effort into how I look in the morning bc they "could never" zzz it only takes 15 minutes but we get it emily you're not like other girls you couldn't even bother to wash your hair
actually decided to be totally faceless bc this website SUCKS so I can get as weird, personal and freaky as I want with no shame when they inevitably suggest this account to my entire contact list for no reason
guy I'm talking to is talking about how there's a cute girl who's into anime in his class likeeee ok feeling like pearl bc we've been talking/flirting for 3 weeks now including in this same conversation so what am i