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I lie to DJ's by waving my hands in the air like I just don't care. But I do care. I've always cared.

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You can’t really tell by looking at me, but I’m attractive

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@twiterintricia No

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My fiancé claims the words “Prince” and “mints” are not a “true” rhyme.

What do we think?

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He is getting into modeling

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@cEleSte_thepest All you need is 80 minutes and a $200 appliance

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@finnereaux This looks like a watch designed by Bowser if he got into hip hop

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@cEleSte_thepest So I’ve just been turning on cats?! And not because of my looks?!

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Just a reminder that the most insane part of Taken (2008) starring Liam Neeson.

A 17 year old girl was going to Europe to follow around U2

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@finnereaux Minimize dumb turnovers please and thank you

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@cEleSte_thepest Society!!

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Can you imagine being an NHL ref.

You have to leap over pucks, break up fights, and watch everything at the same time.

All for some asshole watching super slow mo to say “that was offside”

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@KJtotheface If you can get to an autozone they do it for you for free and help you pick the wipers out

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Principal: Your son has been telling a lot of lies at school

Sir Mix-a-lot: About what exactly…

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You want to talk about fashion risk?

I am wearing a J. Crew button down with banana republic khakis

#daring

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@cityandcolour You did a show in Boston. And you asked everyone to put their phones away and you said “don’t try so hard to remember something that you forget to experience it”

And I think that’s rad

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Arizona really just lost a basketball game to investment bankers

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I smoke clowns like you on the bball court

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Oh my god. The Super Bowl was tonight?!?!?

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Origami is wild.

Somebody thought “I need this paper to be a bird”

And then did it.

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@KJtotheface Same

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This is Poptart. And he has no flaws