Kid: Mom, what is animal hospital?
Me: It was my favorite roblox game!
Kid: Do you have any pictures of it?
Me: Yeah, look!
Kid: Wait... that's uncle Ratthew... Aunt Barney! And this is.... DAD ?!?!
*Dr Harlow enters the room*
Dr Harlow: theres been a huge anomaly attack
Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap