Rusty Shackleford

energy turtle

[Tegiminis @tegiminis]

horrors beyond your comprehension? skill issue. i comprehend these horrors just fine.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CHRISTMAS CLIP

[DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @DENVERSWEATHER]

oh nice it's 53° outside what a pleasant temperature for late December think I'll take a light jacket and a leisurely walk nope don't mind if I do

[Rusty Shackleford @pizzagrenades]

Shoot from the hip and hope for the best

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Ben Kearnobi @BenKearns6]

(For the Small Venn Diagram of God Of War and Matt Berry fans) with Ragnarok releasing today here is:
Matt Berry as Kratos

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

hot girl summer is over, it's time for cozy rivendell fall. we're recovering from our travels, enjoying the beauty of elrond's house, writing our books, and feasting with elves. we're getting the boys together for a council to decide what do to with the one ring to rule them all

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Mikhail Gorbachev, the last leader of the Soviet Union

[Rusty Shackleford @pizzagrenades]

@ThatKevinSmith my bff and I have been looking EVERYWHERE to buy a copy of red state. Got any leads or future plans to put it on sale again for us? It’s the creepiest movie we’ve ever seen and we’ve never gotten to show it to anyone else

[Rusty Shackleford @pizzagrenades]

So does new black Panther mean new Kendrick Lamar black panther album?

[Rusty Shackleford @pizzagrenades]

Pepper spray is for assailant’s eyes, not for pies

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

The Heart Part 5 https://t.co/DlnQO2g5nw

[Rusty Shackleford @pizzagrenades]

I want false spring back

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Never forget. When the working class is asked to make an economic sacrifice it only makes the billionaire class richer and richer. $5 gas isn't making big oil poorer. It makes the CEO of Exxon Mobil and his wealthy shareholders obscenely rich.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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