dan 🐀

got reverse born—now I'm wide | she/her | too good for a free banana 🍌

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

a tony hawk pro skater remake where everything is the same but you play as a skateboarding hawk named tony

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

spending my whole gd day thinking about the muppets christmas carol

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

kendall roy

[danlet @evildanevil]

In the top 0.05% listeners of women

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uhhhh….holy shit

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

@zamaix my cat just found a bottle cap on our floor that must have been there for months…he won’t play with the toys i buy him but garbage?? he loves it

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

2 weeks until i see AFI…once again emo is FOREVER

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got bullied by teens outside of the mall 🎶i guess this is growing up🎶

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

@turranosaurus_ oh man those 4th floor bosses SUCK but the pillars get a bit easier once you learn the patterns

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

@turranosaurus_ i found that starting with the hunter made it easier to clear floors plus the crossbow is an instant kill for the normal bullet guys on the first floor

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

@turranosaurus_ hell yeah brother

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

“mark david chapman? oh yeah my mom used to love him.”

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

i made ben drive a little out of the way so i could see this FAKE! CRYPTID! in romanshorn. his name is mocmoc and honestly…i love him

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

That’s got nothin to do with piss, T. They’re called Calico Cat Pants or some shit. They come with those little dots on em, but they’re always sold out cuz they’re so popular right now.

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CHAINSAW MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@zamaix it’s strange how the birds are making me feel at home lol

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the pigeons in switzerland are literally the same as the pigeons in new york

[dan 🐀 @pizzamclizza]

@livdorothy 💖💖💖

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