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[johnny @pizzaspank]

day 9 of vacation and I have not once seen my gf go to the bathroom

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

i got so many questions

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

This thing would dominate bodies in America. Probably 5-10 deaths a day.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

dad lore from before he married your mom and had you

https://t.co/jYEN6thw5Z

[johnny @pizzaspank]

@elsachvvv you have a condition that should be looked at by scientists

[johnny @pizzaspank]

just learned the term “slaying cunt”
gonna go cause havoc in the streets now

[johnny @pizzaspank]

@elsachvvv this is still fucking hilarious

[johnny @pizzaspank]

@elsachvvv you literally call ubers to work while on your 8th snoozed alarm

[i like food @messedupfoods]

bathtub lunchable

[jadey @missmilkton]

oh sorry you can just move that over to the back

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

this looks 🔥

[i like food @messedupfoods]

bean pizza (bizza)

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

when im drunk and hit the blunt

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

laying on a skinny dude chest really is like laying on a porch

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

thot daughter or elon musk stan son?

[wyerframeZ @wyerframeZ]

The bowling alley screen when you get a strike:

[johnny @pizzaspank]

i’m bricked tf up