A Fan Since 2009

I had the honor of meeting Carly when she was 10 years old and I could tell then she was definitely going to be a Superstar.

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@alidupont @indyscotnews @ProfJWR *I cont. Return to my dying brain.

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@alidupont @indyscotnews @ProfJWR O wasn't able to do a proper sociological study when visiting all of the countries of Britain in college in 1997 but after two weeks in England I felt myself getting "stupider". We then moved up to Scotland. I immediately started feeling blood flow and electrical activity return.

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@Truckin4MyLife Yes and yes.

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@tacobell bring back the Country Breakfast Burrito and Chilitos! @McDonald's brings back retro items. I miss the old you :( and salsa verde.

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@Truckin4MyLife I have Roger Waters' concept version of the wall on CD. I 'm sure it is on the internet now though.

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@SoulMeetsPop Watching it right now. Where I live dairy is a big thing. They export it and its supplies around the world. So, after the Fukushema meltdown they have detected higher radiation counts than normal in the foods produced here. I know you are Canadian but Happy Thanksgiving!

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@SoulMeetsPop Thanks!

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@SoulMeetsPop What media can I watch it from? I got DirecTV, Amazon and Netflix.

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Another sad note: the bus was full of junior high kids. They had like 50 of their little hands and faces pressed against the windows screaming and crying like a horror movie trying to see what is going on.

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*Caution: Graphic Content! So the other day I saw a "12 or 13 year-old boy" get run over and killed by a school bus. It was surreal and I am drunk so I need to vent without the real world knowing I posses empathy. He got stuck between one of the dually wheels and had a few rounds

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...he was flattened and mangled around the tires. People stopped their cars wherever they were and tried to pull his obvious corpse from the tires.

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@AvivPerevoskin From experience it does take time or even a reminder for responses from her or her management company. She is probably distracted by her dreams.

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@jemmaavaz It would be rather hard being a soccer mom without kids.

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#PointlessTweet I just paid my electric bill over the phone to a robot via voice. It couldn't umderstand me, so naturally, I got pissed off and started calling it names in a deep Scottish accent. Amazingly it responded back with my name and account information. WTF!?

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#PointlessTweet I just learned I live in "The Fastest GrowIng City in the United States of America"! Fuck you all ! Move faster! The speed limit is legally 9 MPH over the posted speed limit! ASSHOLES!!

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@alidupont It depends on what state it was grown and developed in.

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No worries all! I found an old blue Crayola marker that wasn't dried out in a drawer of coaxial cables! I successfully wrote a noticible X on the Sparkletts bottle. Hopefully it is more noticeable than an obvious hole in the cap and seal of the bottle.

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Sparkletts sent me a bottle of water that had a punctured cap already. They told me to empty it and write an X on the bottle. Unfortunately due to toddlers living here recently all crayons and markers have been eliminated from the house. While searching for one I found this.

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Don't worry it is disabled and dysfunctional with no ammunition anywhere nearby. #GodBlessAmerica #GodBlessArizona lol! I still never found a marker or crayon but my spare bedrooms are covered in it.