Nick D'Allesandro

Jack of all trades, master of pizza!

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

All this cos Fred Trump couldn't teach his son how to lose.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Republicans in congress cowering under their desks as violent men roam the hallways finally understand what they've put every school kid in America through.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

And here I thought the pee tapes were finally released.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

If you haven't tested + are you really a republican?

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

@Foodmancing Lol even @dominos has many more toppings than "everything"

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

It's almost 2021, stop ordering your pizza with "everything" on it.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

@Paul_Bowers @daniel_m_lavery True. I thought about it and was like damn.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

@porknwhiskey Send yourself to the good bagels

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

@bradyqg *eat lots of pizza

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

I've lost in 2020: house (divorce), bike (stolen), cat (car). Less than 1 month left.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

Hoping it was Joe Exotic bribing for a pardon.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

If @JoeBiden inauguration speech could just be "you're fired" that'd be nice.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

Did our job so well tonight that a customer called back yelling at me that we got his pizza to him 20 minutes too fast...the delivery is a solid 15 minute drive away (includes highway section), I'm pretty proud of this complaint.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

Will be a lie-brary

[Windsor Mann @WindsorMann]

Trump’s presidential library will be neither presidential nor a library.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

There should be a @Strava for working...like hey I worked 13 hours yesterday which included x number of steps and y number of yawns.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

People will be injected with a government distributed vaccine but refuse to wear masks, baffling.

[James Whittaker @docjamesw]

Restaurant owner here 🙋‍♂️

Just so everyone understands, it isn't the shutdowns that are killing us.

It's the virus

Even at 50% capacity, we're never full

Lifting restrictions won't help at all. Getting the virus under control is our only hope

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

Oh crap

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

I could get used to a president that likes bike rides.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President-elect Joe Biden and Jill Biden ride bikes in Rehoboth, De., on Saturday while accompanied by a large Secret Service detail.

[Nick D'Allesandro @pizzawatts]

Me too

[Salty Pork Bitch @porknwhiskey]

Bring me lox bagel, thanks