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sent to a farm upstate with your old dog. It’s been real, y’all take care of yourselves out there.

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In order to top my white elephant gift from last year’s company party, I took things a little farther this year. {a thread}

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@DarkoStateNews @NYCMarathonFred Buddy why am I tagged in this

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@LlSinopa Thanks for sharing our project!

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@JoeyRiz Defending someone that got pushed to the ground isn’t starting a fight though. If he started swinging on him, went for his gun, etc, I’d agree with you.

What is law enforcement without accountability? It’s individuals using their power to suit their own goals.

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@JoeyRiz Cmon man, you know that’s not what we’re really talking about here. What deserves being killed for is the sticking point.

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@JoeyRiz I mean, shoved is what the ice guy did to that first person. Either way is semantics. I ask again, whatever he did or didn’t do, did he deserve to die? He was the same as you or me. Doing what he thought was right. Do you deserve to die for doing what you think is right?

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@JoeyRiz Doing my best to see it. I see ice push someone down, he steps between them, his back to us. Maybe gets hands on the ice agent’s chest? Put yourself in his shoes, a masked man shoves someone with you to the ground, do you not instinctively get between them? Did he deserve death?

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@JoeyRiz The only person I see shoved is another protestor, wearing the backpack. But even if that’s the case man, should shoving someone who’s a part of the masked and armed band of fed appointees that’s been swiping citizens off the street be a death warrant?

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@instagram do you ever plan on fixing the password reset loop so I can delete my threads account or do I need to start mailing shit to your office

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@Sonos the closest I’ve ever come to self harm is trying to update my speakers to a new Wi-Fi in the pile of loose disappointments you call an app.

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@warnerbros bring back Denis or we riot.

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@Spotify I’m telling mom

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@MTGSecretLair So… who’s losing their jobs today?

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@CaptainCortez @MTGSecretLair Nah man, this isn’t on the consumer. The structure of how they make you interact with them is so negligent to consumers time and money. Every problem that these launches have could be *easily* mitigated by a structure change. That’s on them, not us.

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@MTGSecretLair Who do you think we are? That we can just wait around checking a queue that’s over an hour for five pieces of cardboard, to have you act like that’s justifiable business? I’d rather there never be another SL drop than have people have to get fucked by your shit business model.

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@MTGSecretLair You make folks wait for over an hour to pay $50 for a few pieces of cardboard, and wonder why we just go print proxies instead. It'll cost me $15 to get every card in this drop, and I won't have to wait an hour for your broken business model.

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@YEGdeal What a wild takeaway from that story.

This isn’t related to anything but where’s your AirB&B located? I’ve been looking for a place to practice my new hobby, which is definitely not arson.

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@starringmichell (and thank you for the sub, I’ll write more one day 😂)

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Unanticipated Texts From Mom: A Thread

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@starringmichell It will live on, don’t worry 😂 I actually added a Miss Lisa page to https://t.co/BZvl414OfG with a gallery of her texts.