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My sentences end on a completely different dinosaur

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Could ai models be trained to stfu and procrastinate pls I’m tired

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Proof we’ve beaten patriarchy is that instead of dealing with toxic men at home we’re now dealing with toxic men at work

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I’m at the age where bucket list is longer than the distance to the bucket

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Asked ChatGpt about Baha'i faith but there was a typo so now I know everything about Bhai's fandom @BeingSalmanKhan😐

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Too much AQI is indeed bad for health. I know, coz it hurts when everywhere I go people say - Aye, kyu aayi??? 😔

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The way it’s going we will soon need birth control for geeks producing A.I.

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Calls with customer care are a real time warp. I think I may have aged 15 yrs in the last 45 mins.

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@SudiptoDoc Stunning!🥹

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Why are forehead frown lines called 11s when I have a friggin barcode up there??

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IIT Baba, have you any skill?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bags of weed

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@jhunjhunwala @BlackMirrorMonk Unnatural breed, you don’t know? Tsk tsk.

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Motivated people are psychopaths. Just sit down and cry every night like the rest of us.

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@MANJULtoons Kitaab likhne ka purpose is to move the masses .. from other OTTs to back to Netflix 🤭

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Just came home from seeing All We Imagine As Lightbulbs aka my colleagues lol

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@SudiptoDoc Reminds me of earlier days of Twitter where nobody knew no one ..kinda freeing!

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@waterbaker This is so cooool Arushi!

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Aiyo, itna kachra? Jhaadu bhi laga lena.. @elonmusk

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Spectacular debris shower caused by the break-up of upper stage of @SpaceX’s Starship megarocket over the Atlantic:

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Late night drives are fun.. until your fake eyelashes fly off and end up on your boyfriend’s eyes instead

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Great to see @RanveerOfficial in Pataal Lok season 2 as Bittu Rehman.

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@BlackMirrorMonk Hahaha

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Daily reminder for self: it’s spanakopita that I enjoy eating not spina bifida 😔