PJ Haas

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

So not fair. /s

[Herndon Police @HerndonPolice]

Weed not be doing our job if we didn't remind you that if you FEEL different, you DRIVE different. So doobie cautious...if you're LEGALLY celebrating 4/20, please reefer to a sober driver. #HerndonPD #DriveSober

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

@XXperience I'm confirmed to drive in Richmond tomorrow, but have no details when/where to show up. Called 2x, no agents avail by phone. Left a message this morning, no call back. What gives?

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

.@PODS - All I wanted was some basic cost info. Instead your scammy website _pretends_ to offer a quote, then tells me to call to get the secret results. Don't lie to customers. It's not cool.

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

@SlempBiscuit The inverse is true. Personal opinions aside, the claim for asylum is settled to override the illegal entry.

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

@wtoptraffic Disabled vehicle VA 28 North, center lane 3/4 mi before Dulles Toll Rd.

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

There's a smelly lady on the Dulles inter-terminal tram. Reallllllllly hoping she's not on my flight!

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

JimmyJohn's sales rep randomly dropped off a big box of subs in our office. So freakyFast, they deliver *before* you order!

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

All the rest of the year, I really like it. But one time every autumn, fuck that giant backyard sycamore. https://t.co/rr9coKXTLc

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

High school reunion tonight = Maiden Ozzy & Crue all day. :-D

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

Voter registration in Virginia is TODAY. You can't win if you don't play! https://t.co/XmPWT8RauT

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

Weird. No traffic on I-95 South. I'll be @ BaseCamp in record time! :-P

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

First drive with a left-side inspection sticker. It's sooooo weird.

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

I hate brewing coffee for other people. I know they're expecting some fresh-ground triple-filtered fanciness prepared in precisely-measured amounts, but my process is "dump a pile of store-brand into a semi-clean filter and press Go."

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

Sometimes I sausage-mash the keyboard so badly that autocorrect doesn't even have a clue. Amergf.

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

The worst thing about Monday is having to wear pants again.

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

Walked thru a spiderweb 30 minutes ago, and that nastiness is still tangled in my eyelashes.

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

The "Jiffy" in JiffyLube has a vastly different meaning on Carolina-Time.

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

Connecting flight stuck in ATL last night (storms). 2nd try this morning. Lots of people here still wearing yesterday's clothes. :-\

[PJ Haas @pj_haas]

This is my shocked face. :-| https://t.co/rXG1fAY3tc