Peter Atherton

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[James Dickens @JamesDickens_]

When ye mate finally turns up after saying they’ll only be 5 minutes

[Joe @joewhitehead__]

I hate to break it to you, Nic, but the chances are wafer thin

[Jake @jakeperry97]

Why's this burd actin like she's going volunteering in Ugandan villages when she's actually going fuckin magaluf for 3 month ahahaha

[👑quaay✨ @NaniShanaee]

When you tryna sleep but whateve on tv sounds like it’s getting good

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

I'm never deleting this app 😭😭😭

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Shshsbshshshsbshshshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha FAMMMMMMMMMMM IM FINISHED @bignarstie

[Megan 🐼 @meganjcrabbe]

Today I found out that in Switzerland it's illegal to have just one guinea pig because they get too lonely and need a friend. It is against the law to let your guinea pig get lonely. You MUST have at least 2 guinea pigs. What a world.

[Alanna @AlannaSweeney16]

So some fella comes up to me in work today wanted to get his gf a bra and stuff that's grand so I asked him do u know what size she is and he says 'I'll show u a pic of her' and shows me her NUDES her actual nudes like hahaha wtf is wrong with people

[James Jordan @The_JamesJordan]

Found it 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!

[Al€x @alexd0bson00]

Ideal im a celeb lineup:

Tommy Robinson
Nicola Sturgeon
Joey Barton
Nigel Farage
Norris from corrie
Katie Hopkins
Philip Schofield
Ian Brown
Diane Abbott
Peter Kay

Late entrants:

Kate Mcann
Rick Astley

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

Me in Greggs trying to see round the queue to see if they've got my pasty

[☆ ｓｉｅｒｒａ ☆ @Sierra_2015]

Dude was showing the gorilla pictures of female gorillas and he for real is like "next one please"

[Emmett Lyttle @emmett_lyttle]

brought a girl back to mine last night , got into the house and of course my dog was going nuts welcoming her and being happy cause its a new person , the wee girl said she didnt like my dog and to put "it" upstairs , rang a taxi and on she went and that was the end of that

[Batman 🦇 @AisaBiiHotaHy]

@amirkingkhan Bro

[Anthony Joshua @anthonyjoshua]

& @Tyson_Fury get fit you fat fuck