I have been often described as an almost smart, existentially angst ridden, moody, lazy, unreliable, perverse, obnoxious, little two bit Leo punk by my Rabbi.
@CompanyHooch If he could only pick one, I would want it to be MI/OSU (regrettably at the horseshoe instead of the Big House), but the correct answer would be...Army/Navy.
@DietCoke_Esq Pro tip: best way to hold whatever you are slicing, inc. tomatoes, is the claw technique. It reduces the odds you'll slice something beside the tomato. Also, serrated tomato knife and/or very sharp chef/santoku knife with a fluid slicing motion instead of sawing.