Paul

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿// Penetration Tester // Lover of good coffee and wine // He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

[Paul @pjd83]

@JenevaFMRadio Nie lubię

[Paul @pjd83]

@jojayhawk @GNRtruth @NotHoodlum They said of Sir James Anderton that when he died they better fit drains round his grave otherwise it will be flooded with piss. Probably the same for the Orange one.

[Paul @pjd83]

How long before the questions if Zelenskyy will wear a suit and black tie?

[Paul @pjd83]

@TaraBull808

[Paul @pjd83]

People who complain about platforms 13 and 14 at Manchester Piccadilly haven't experienced the 15-minute walk to platform 9 of Warszawa Zachodnia.

[Adam Sellers @YisraelChaiAdam]

Oh come on!

[Paul @pjd83]

Hahaha, what a bunch of muppets.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Labour Government considers VPN ban following online safety act expansion

[@GuidoFawkes]

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

I can finally reveal what I’ve been working on for the past year - CloudDump! It’s an app that allows you to *directly* upload all of your most important personal data into a publicly accessible database. Instead of using intermediate steps with the other apps, you can directly and effortlessly dump all of it yourself!

[Paul @pjd83]

@JTCymru I’m sure you can find someone to put some inches in you.

[Paul @pjd83]

@techspence “Yeah we keep telling management but needed an independent third party to tell us so management would let us fix them” after they’ve spent £20k on a pentest.

[Paul @pjd83]

@Seoirse_ https://t.co/vDV3jBHpWc

[Paul @pjd83]

@TheMagicPhil @ellpchaplin Moviprep. Had it before. It is VERY effective. During my colonoscopy I got banned from the Entonox gas for abusing it. My reply of “but it’s good” sealed the deal.

[Paul @pjd83]

@NotThatHughes Wonder if he remembers The Somme?

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@przemekg18

[Ryan Els @RyanEls4]

Now he has gone too far 😳

[Paul @pjd83]

@m4rk0m4rk0m4rk0 What if it shreds your guts from the inside on the way out?

[Paul @pjd83]

@fuzzyhead8 @chihirosbeard To a point. It can put you are more risk of injury. However it can mean you aren’t focusing on the muscle you are trying to work. Engaging the arms/shoulders instead of the chest won’t grow the chest. My PT would always try and make me visualise the muscle I am trying to work.

[Paul @pjd83]

@przemekg18 Smacznego!

[Paul @pjd83]

@przemekg18 It's gotta be 5 pm somewhere, right?

[Lee-ish @rednuoPdnuorG]

What’s the matter babe? You’ve not even touched your Gregg’s Benedict.