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[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

triples is best. I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE WITH TIM ROBINSON. season 3. may 30.

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Music For a Sushi Restaurant might be the surprise song of the summer

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Commercials on the Yule log has got to be the most detrimental thing we’ve done to ourselves since the Manhattan project

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I might be ok but I’m not fine at all #sundayscaries

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They made the internet for nights like these

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Must be the season of the witch

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I will watch Hubie Halloween every day from now until November

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Is anybody gonna talk about the denim shortage

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Every single episode of Ted Lasso is a tear jerker I can’t recommend it enough

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We can fix a lot of the worlds problems if we just start watering our crops with Bang Energy

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@sabrinibaby It’s unmanageable

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Getting to the point where I’d take a 7 day work week just to avoid the scaries

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@sabrinibaby Thank you sabs means a lot

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Don’t even bring up pita chips unless we’re talkin Stacy’s

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@TheDylanKehoe It felt important enough

[doomer @uncledoomer]

wheres my fucking money

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@JimCarrey happy birthday Jim

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This Kung Fu Panda marathon on Comedy Central is the greatest gift of all

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@JazmineWithUhZ Then I’d be the weirdo sitting there eating a sleeve of saltines

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Soup is just a vessel for me to get as many crackers into my body as possible