Paul Jacob Hoff

Father first, freelance writer, free thinker, adventurer, seeker of the truth, believer in the power of positivity.

[Paul Jacob Hoff @pjhoff80]

@garyvee What’s wrong buddy? Let’s talk it through.

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@SarahKSilverman I’m definitely his bot mother. Just say’n.

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@StephenKing “God punishes us for what we can’t imagine”-Wireman. I hate kissing ass but it’s my favorite line!

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@WTHRcom Maybe toilet paper.....#StayInYourLaneMitch

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@TIME The @TIME person of the year should be the guy that killed Epstein, because he didn’t kill himself. #SeriouslyThough #C’monGuys #ForRealThough #LetsBeReal

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@pattonoswalt Marky Z is a dirty little bastard. Can someone please make a new social media platform without being a dirty little bitch about it so that rational, civilized, and ethical people may join? Asking for a shit load of friends...#FarceBook #MarkZuckerturd

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@DebraMessing Someone better quit focusing on building walls and focus on building a defense.......I speak of the “Orange One”. #TimesUp #MakeAmericaSaneAgain

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@WTHRcom Someone better quit focusing on building walls and focus on building a defense.......I speak of the “Orange One”. #TimesUp #MakeAmericaSaneAgain

[Paul Jacob Hoff @pjhoff80]

Someone better quit focusing on building walls and focus on building a defense.......I speak of the “Orange One”. #TimesUp #MakeAmericaSaneAgain

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@SarahKSilverman He doesn’t approve of propaganda unless it’s his brand. #PoliceState

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@FOX59 This is a good idea. They have to register and the public should be made aware of where they live, especially for Halloween. They lost their rights when they chose to be the most evil type of lowlife. #SignSupporter

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@WTHRcom Ridiculous. What edge could be gained by wearing it? Where is the advantage? Petty bullshit. Congrats to this young woman, wether they count it or not, it’s still you’re personal best and that’s all that counts. #RunningJoke #HijabForTheWin #BeYourself

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Why the fuck is eating clean and living a healthier lifestyle so damn expensive? #AllWillPowerNoWallet #TheFoodPyramidWasFullOfShit #joeroganThisIsYourFault #DavidGogginsGroupie

[Archive: Congressman Tim Ryan @RepTimRyan]

Trump’s trade war

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@nypost Looks like they were lucky, everyone else got f*cked illegally. 🧐 #KraftyBastard

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@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger #invitation?????

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@SarahKSilverman Thanks for letting me know this way......this is a phone call kind of situation Sarah. SMH....#SocialMediaBreakup #EveryoneKnowsNow #ListeningToTaylorSwiftAndCrying

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@JeffreganJjr Fahrenheit 451. Ray Bradbury saw this shit coming..... TV killed the radio star and so on. I personally know a lot of people who like Kindle books. I prefer a hard copy in hand. And besides, there’s nothing quite like the smell of an aged book.

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@halsey What in the serious F#%K?!?!?! BLASPHEMY!!!! #lies #YouDontKnowMusic #AmazingAlbum in regards to that last hashtag... #YouOughtaKnow

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@FOX59 That’s odd. I got a drink from a Starbucks that is a local grocery store in Logansport and it had a strawless lid. That was this past Sunday!