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[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

love island sounds like hell imagine you’re awake and sober at 8:30AM when it’s 95 degrees outside and someone is trying to pull your man for a chat

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Players denied entry .
Officials denied entry .
Referees denied entry.
Now they're denying fans entry.

The U.S was a terrible choice to host the world cup.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Okay… now I understand her :

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Ngl when they do challenges like this I be questioning why I watch this shit

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[• @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Doing an Irish hello (not saying hello to anyone)

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

this is not pro-life.

[Softboy @softboywin]

i love pinterest. no opinions. no bad vibes. just pretty pictures.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Erika Kirk thinks a woman's place is in the home, why doesn't she stay there and shut the fuck up?

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

Reading a book and coming across a character's name that you don't know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’