paige

[Symbiotic Official @SymbioticOff]

i love my mom dearly but i’ve never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[Meg🦋 @meg4yo]

me: “ima FaceTime my bestie”

*facetime unavailable*

me: “bitch”

[. @ForeverElSanto]

granny smith when she invented the apple

[Deep deep diaries @deepdeepdiaries]

little miss needs space but also wants attention

[𝓔🤍 @ebti09]

No one:

Me tryna find a song:

/ 🚘 || \
/ 🚘 \
/ 🚘 || \
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[worm @somethinglovely]

oops

[worm @somethinglovely]

sorry

[Uzma @u_zzzma]

that shit so true

[kel$ @kocaina_]

sneezing while driving is INSANE

[Speed 🥀 @_speediskeyy]

I SAID we supposed to be saving our money!!!

[Rafaela Moura Batesini @ElegantRafaela]

Champagne toast is going to do it for me every single time😩😩😩😩

[paige @pjkramer12]

💜💜💜

[paige @pjkramer12]

Cat appreciation tweet

[NeekNeek🙈 @skrewface_]

I’m so scared of love dawg that shit traumatized me

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

them: u let ur dog on the furniture???? 😮

my dog: