Phillip McCown

University of Michigan computational biologist and RNA jock who is working to help end kidney disease

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Four beer company CEOs walk into a bar.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.

The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.

The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.

The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.

The other three look at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The CEO of Guinness says, “Well, I figured if you three weren’t ordering beer, it would be rude if I did.”

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

Rose: "Holy Father, can I tell you a joke?"

Pope Leo: "Is it short? Lots of people want to meet me. Yes yes, okay. What's your joke?"

Rose: "What do you give an Italian ghost for dinner?"

Pope Leo: "I don't know...what do you give an Italian ghost for dinner?"

Rose: "Spookghetti!"

Pope Leo: "Oooooohhhhhoooo..." *cue laughter*

[Little Kitty, Big City 🐈‍⬛🏙️ OUT NOW!! @LittleKittyGame]

Thanks everyone who came and celebrated Kitty’s birthday at Neko Cat Cafe this past Monday in Seattle, we had so much fun! Special thanks to Zest and all of the other wonderful kitties for hosting us! 😻

[Om ✨ @Girish__28]

@NatureUnedited Adorable mother otter cuddles with baby

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

"What is the meaning of life? Why was I put on this Earth? When will my next meal come?"

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Bro has the lowest cortisol levels I've ever seen

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen.
This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️

[Phillip McCown @pjlmac]

@BicameralGrind @josephnollasj Several of you in this commentary need to go home, dad ;)

[Joseph Nolla, SJ @josephnollasj]

“Pope Leo was a math major? I wonder what his encyclicals will be like”

Like this

[ROME REPORTS @romereports]

🎶 The Swiss Guard surprises Pope Leo XIV with ‘Sweet Caroline’ at his second swearing-in ceremony

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This cat knows exactly how beautiful its fur pattern is… so it always curls up into a perfect circle when it sleeps. 👌👌

[Sotic @bominouca]

In Turkey, an elderly man who makes a living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat who asks him to brush his fur.

[Phillip McCown @pjlmac]

@jdflynn If you are ever in Detroit, you can see his sarcophagus at the Capuchin monastery. I go there every so often to just sit and pray.

[Phillip McCown @pjlmac]

@jdflynn When people have complained of my comportment, I have countered by saying that, if it really bothers them, keep in mind that wearing clothes was a side effect of original sin and suggest that, since they're so enlightened, maybe they should aspire to perfection.

[Phillip McCown @pjlmac]

@heyjulieo @cecsquared Actually, for my experiences, most of deacon-delivered homilies in our area are better than priest-delivered.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This kitten just discovered sunlight and was totally confused why he suddenly felt so much warmer out of nowhere. ❤️

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

"Moooommmmmm. Dad's being mean to me!"

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

He didn't waste a second

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

A medieval manuscript that was peed on by a cat while writing.

Monk was forced to leave the rest of the page empty, drew a picture of a cat and cursed the creature with the following words:

"Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many others [other cats] too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come."