Four beer company CEOs walk into a bar.
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.
The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The other three look at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”
The CEO of Guinness says, “Well, I figured if you three weren’t ordering beer, it would be rude if I did.”
Rose: "Holy Father, can I tell you a joke?"
Pope Leo: "Is it short? Lots of people want to meet me. Yes yes, okay. What's your joke?"
Rose: "What do you give an Italian ghost for dinner?"
Pope Leo: "I don't know...what do you give an Italian ghost for dinner?"
Rose: "Spookghetti!"
Pope Leo: "Oooooohhhhhoooo..." *cue laughter*
Thanks everyone who came and celebrated Kitty’s birthday at Neko Cat Cafe this past Monday in Seattle, we had so much fun! Special thanks to Zest and all of the other wonderful kitties for hosting us! 😻
There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen.
This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️
@jdflynn When people have complained of my comportment, I have countered by saying that, if it really bothers them, keep in mind that wearing clothes was a side effect of original sin and suggest that, since they're so enlightened, maybe they should aspire to perfection.
A medieval manuscript that was peed on by a cat while writing.
Monk was forced to leave the rest of the page empty, drew a picture of a cat and cursed the creature with the following words:
"Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many others [other cats] too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come."