Patrick J. McCain

Writer and reptile enthusiast.

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Oh man - beyond excited to have my story up on Hobart!

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@AFCompson You are a monster, wtf.

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@AFCompson Thx it’s great to be here, wherever I am.

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The Chicago Marathon is in three days, yet I can't stop consuming Halloween candy. #rip #marathon

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Analogous to life

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What is it about watching someone make a paper airplane that forces me to make one of my own? #deepthoughts

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Dog refuses to go to the bathroom, yet continues to lick my feet from the foot of my bed? #whoareyou #gotosleepdog

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Nearing the end of front porch toad season. Gonna miss these little squatters. #neighborhoodwatch

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This is hilarious: https://t.co/ZVBfY8ee3a via @reddit

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@hobartpulp

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A little late on my end, but thanks @hobartpulp !!! Can't wait to tear into it. Bonus: glimpse of my reptile wall in the back.

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@NotBoydPeterson Atta boy.

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Why should I see @liamgallagher at the Riv if he bails on us early @ Lolla?

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@duckgame_ Just clocked 40 hours of Duck Game. My friends and I have played at least 1 hour + a night for over a month. Bless you.

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Cat's outta the bag. At 3k RT's we'll show card, 5k RT's we'll stream in-game, 8k RT's we'll release a new Geb skin!

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All beta players L10+ will get 100 gems on @Smitegame Launch Day for every 10K times this is retweeted (up to 1000 gems). #SMITELaunch

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#Kickstarter #project involving Drew Hanks, an #SAIC #film major. Check it out: http://t.co/RZTW84ZiDg

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@jojzz YOU STOP THAT!

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@jojzz 'Scuse me?

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@MrRPMurphy Please tell me at some point in this show's lifetime you will delve into the H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu mythos. Please!