Joe Polito

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

@TacoBellTeam what sort of shit is this???

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

THE 60s ARE BACK!

HIGH-WAISTED SHORTS!
A-LINE DRESSES!
THE EVER-PRESENT FEAR OF NUCLEAR WAR!
SKINNY TIES!

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

Don't fuck with my heart unless you intend on sticking around.

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

name a more iconic duo

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

The desire for a positive experience is itself a negative experience. And the acceptance of one's negative experience is positive

[Rachael Gardner @RachTheBache]

#freeblackpercy2k17

[Clarion Beverage @ClarionBeerDib]

Single on Valentine's day? Not to worry. Beer will always be there for you.

[PA Problems @PennsylvaniaPro]

There is a massive recall on #Copenhagen and #Skoal.

"This is the most frightening thing to happen in 2017" - Men in small PA towns

[Clarion Beverage @ClarionBeerDib]

R.I.P. to the guy who just bought one of each flavor of Four Loko from us... Come on in and see if you can top him!

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

it's good to know who hates you and it is good to be hated by the right people

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

Anxiety is ruining relationships before they even begin. It tells you, ‘you’re wrong, they don’t like you, they’re going to leave.’

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

Full face shields are nice and everything but they get in the way so I figured I could just use a ziplock bag instead.- Dillon Olson

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

@Cuzco11 you're welcome

[PA Problems @PennsylvaniaPro]

Dear Santa

What I want for Christmas
- Gas Card
- Vehicle Inspection Sticker
- Safe Bridges
- Filled In Potholes

Sincerely,
#PAproblems

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

Don't forget how to drive all at once guys.

[PA Problems @PennsylvaniaPro]

If you and your significant other have had a date that consisted of gas station food. #YouMightBeFromPA

[Joe Polito @pjoe35]

I'll never forget that time I got a yogo stuck in Trai's ear in trig.