Parker Johnson

I have subpar takes on anything MLB

[Parker Johnson @pjohnson0204]

I’ll have to knock the dust off my Pujols jersey before opening day. I’m hoping that youth small fits like a glove.

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

Never kill yourself

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

HOME RUN DERBY CINEMA 👑

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

Just asked Trevor Condon if he expected to sign with the #Cardinals and start his pro career, and he said before I finished the question:

"Yes, sir!"

He then spoke about dreaming of pro ball, wanting to be a Hall of Famer and leaving a legacy.

https://t.co/9Usr1P3NAb

[Matt Carpenter @MattCarp13]

Ok what do we think of the ABS? I’ll start… big fan

[Cardinals Player Development @CardsPlayerDev]

The only player in MLB history to homer in his first career Major League game and then provide a walk-off hit in his second!

🚨 REPOST & FOLLOW @CardsPlayerDev for a chance to win this signed JJ Wetherholt baseball.

One winner to be chosen randomly on April 1 at 12PM CT. Rules: https://t.co/l9px8BdB2n

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES, JJ WETHERHOLT!

(via @MLB)

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

send the rookie to the pro bowl.🤝

rt to #ProBowlVote x Tyler Warren

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

you know what to do.

RT and this JT signed helmet could be yours.

#ProBowlVote x @JayT23

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

it's giveaway season‼️

RT for a chance to win an AP signed football.

#ProBowlVote x @alecpierce

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Albert Pujols’ age 42 season doesn’t get talked about enough..

He goes back to the Cardinals, RAKES and ends up with 2.1-WAR/24-HR, bringing his career totals to 101.4-WAR/703-HR

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I have four plane flights coming up. Such a chore. Packing, checking in, scheduling a cab to the airport, and leaving instructions for my funeral.

[MLB @MLB]

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON ... HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Imagine being a teacher and you have immigrant children struggling with literacy and your first instinct is to inflict pain upon them? How is such a cruel person even employed in education?

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Elite tribute.

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

With the 7th pick in the 2024 #MLBDraft, the @Cardinals select JJ Wetherholt from West Virginia University.

[MLB @MLB]

Some spicy infield defense from the @Cardinals! 🔥

(MLB x @Casamigos)

[Parker Johnson @pjohnson0204]

DFA Crawford bring up Fermin #STLCards

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

Have yourself a season debut, Tink Hence.

The top @Cardinals prospect tossed five no-hit innings with three strikeouts for the @Sgf_Cardinals.