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@LazyCircles I'm so sorry.

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Good news. Dunno what you were thinking on this one, Kath. Except maybe you're more like Andy than we'd hoped.

https://t.co/iFziBtdmJO

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Happy 103rd Birthday, Dad.

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So has Gaetz resigned yet? Or is he waiting for Monday?

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So, I wonder what new tricks Neville - oops, I mean KEVIN - McCarthy has planned for today's festivities?

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WTF? I don't give a crap about the current pope, why the hell would I care about the dead one?

Not like he's the Queen of freakin' England, fer chrissakes.

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So if POTUS and the VPOTUS were to both resign immediately, would that mean House Clerk Cheryl Johnson becomes President?

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Kevin McCarthy should take a week or two off to unwind. Maybe he can get Nancy Pelosi to come over and babysit.

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So, hypothetically speaking, is an Officer of the court obligated to report a crime they become aware of.

Like, say, if a judge is aware that somebody, oh I dunno, lied under oath while testifying before a House committee, is the… https://t.co/tv0FBNQ8e2

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Used to be I'd have to force myself to stay awake long enough to watch the ball drop.

Now I just need to get up a little earlier.

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So, OK, you can't make a wedding cake for a same-sex couple because it insults your religious beliefs.

But shouldn't somebody throwing people who have nothing into freezing temps on Christmas Eve insult your beliefs even more?

I mean, like, if you actually have any?

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Happy X-mas to everybody who cares about that sort of thing.

Time to fire up my 'Homicide for the Holidays' marathon and get in the spirit.

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The temperature of my tap water this morning is a balmy 44 degrees. This is why I don't see myself ever switching to a bidet. I mean, I'm not even crazy about splash-back.

A blast of 40 degree water up the ass isn't a morning eye opener I'm interested in.

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Well, looks like you get your white X-mas.

I hope you're f＊cking happy.

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The best thing about being retired is that I use to have to put off doing things around the house until the weekend, but now I can just put them off until tomorrow.

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They REALLY need to put the Secret Service back under Treasury.
https://t.co/jI1Gccyc03

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Happy National Mutt Day to my fellow mutts out there.

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And Nikki Haley is under Ted Cruz, which is not a position I'd wish on anybody.

Except maybe Lindsey Graham.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

poor @tedcruz is behind Liz Cheney 😬 that has to hurt

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Just a reminder - what with Thanksgiving coming up, don't forget to visit your local dispensary by Wednesday.

Especially if you have family coming over.

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Oh, look, my Geezer Handbook came in the mail yesterday.