PJ Sharpy

Comic genius

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I don't take life too seriously. Sure, I take the issues in life seriously but life itself is just a beautiful moment, you have to enjoy it!

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@TimHewitt I remember it, he put a bump on him that knocked him A over.

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@DangerousDaveW @molloyshow @JohnnyCash Talking to a stranger, The Hunters.
Long directors cut. Just magic!

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Lot of talk about business’s needing to pivot due to Covid.
It’s a real catchword atm, pivot.
But every time I hear it, all I can think about is Wally Lewis!

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Another great show coming your way at the Resistance. Huge lineup, best burgers, cold beer, it’s going to be lit 🔥🔥🔥. Book at
https://t.co/BFpePrTunm to guarantee a seat. @melbcomedyscene

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@DangerousDaveW Mr Bowie

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@TripleMMelb @rosewal I work in Frankston,street cleaning. If I had a dollar for every mask I’ve picked up, I’d be asking Eddie for advice on purchasing a second wallet.
#putitinthebin

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@TripleMMelb @rosewal is it all Melb or just metro Melb for masks ?

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@HarasakiHeretic I thought so 😀

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@TripleMMelb @rosewal How does she know that the Goat is lonely? #Goat

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@localfunnyman Excellent

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@localfunnyman Is it you pretending to be your Dad?

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@Higgo74 Baker Street,I can’t get out before the lead break finishes, impossible.

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@DanielAndrewsMP Go lvl 3 now. I wk for frankston council. Just went to Oliver’s hill, packed! Coffee,swimming,dogs,coffee, hugs. They don’t get it. Seaford surf club, Packed! Fish n chips on beach, what fun. Do it now or never lvl3. Photo of Seaford beach car park

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Granddaughter
“Have you got your Corona virus yet poppy?”
Me
“No sweetheart”
Granddaughter
“That’s not fair, you’re old!”

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@localfunnyman I watched two mates masturbating each other, is that the same thing?

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Another Wednesday looms, ready for the Winter Crush. This weeks special guest is the wonderful Jess Pearman. Jess is a Rock chick, raconteur, comedian extraordinaire! Sold out MICF and is ready to bring it to Guerilla. Wed 7.30 yeah! @melbcomedyscene

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@localfunnyman Nothing beats a long John

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Great show tonite at 7.30. It’s Hamish’s last stand and we we have a sic lineup to celebrate. Super open mic at 9 and burgers, beers n Shisha. Get in early and reserve a seat!

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@localfunnyman The importance of being Earnest.

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Tonite 7.30 in Haw Haw Hawthorn. $6beer $9 burgers, shisha and warm beanbags. Join us for great night of Comedy fun.
Open mic sign up 6.30, show at 7.30. Love to see you.