PJ Creelman

Author, comedian, amateur raconteur. Olympic 'Rock, Paper Scissors' Silver Medalist, '92, '96. Go Cougs!

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

Whenever I read or hear that dandelions are edible, or moss is beneficial, I think "so, I'm a pretty good farmer."

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@KirkThatcher I've heard a rumor that a certain bus-riding punk rocker is still using public transit well into the 21st century. I hope you get royalties for that song! Good on you, sir!

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

#HearUsNiantic please don't make players like myself choose between playing my favorite game and staying safe. There remains too much at stake with this pandemic. Keep us safe. #FreeToPlay until 80m.

[BrandonTan91 @brandontan91]

Dear @NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp @johnhanke @Pokemon,
The Pokémon GO Community has been waiting patiently for an answer in the last few days, but sadly, many trainers have walked away. We seek your attention & respond as the Community really needs it now.
#HearUsNiantic #PokemonGO

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@ScottSKOMO having just heard this on the radio, and having not seen the video, my guess is that 50 people opted not to have an umbrella.

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

#PorygonCommunityDay
For real

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@scalzi Heeeeeeyyyy! Hey hay hey!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

To be clear, the guy on the left is campaigning on the guy on the right allegedly being in decline https://t.co/MWduos00nX

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@NianticHelp please consider putting photo discs on the go Rocket Balloons. This would help people who have difficulty getting out to stops on a daily basis keep their spin streaks alive.

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@NianticLabs please consider putting photo discs on the go Rocket Balloons. This would help people who have difficulty getting out to stops on a daily basis keep their spin streaks alive.

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@RenshawHS to quote Bono and the boys... "I will follow!"

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@PokemonGoApp
Do players need to be invited to #PokemonGOFest2020 , or can one apply for tickets?

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@PokemonGoApp Yes. WEEDLE PLEASE

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@JustinWhang Terminal hypochondria

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@chubbyemu I started watching your vids this week. (Aquarium cleaner) (Drawn to the outlandish hairstyle.) I'm hooked. It's like "House" without the condescension and soap opera.
Thank you.
Also, I now know that I have a terminal case of hypochondria...
"hypo, meaning..."

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

#POGoSocialDistancing Out with Pikachu and my wife and daughter on our daily exercise walk. Always giving our fellow pedestrians a proper wide berth.

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

Daaayyys later.

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

just trying to see how long it takes before my wife notices this tweet. :)

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@RealBenBailey just stumbled across (and watched) "Accidental Ornithologist" on YouTube. I haven't laughed so hard in ages (and as an amateur comic, I've seen a LOT of comedy.) Thank you for sharing your craft.

[PJ Creelman @pjthecoug]

@punkrocksellout Almost...