Pete Weaver

geriatric millennial | he/him

[Pete Weaver @pjweaver]

@patricksturg @thesundaytimes

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@SnellArthur Seems relevant to this thread

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@beckyfh @Frances_Coppola @supertanskiii It’s ok guys. They’re going to accept this too. Oh…

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@mikecornes @Frances_Coppola @beckyfh @supertanskiii I guess they must be? Almost besides the point. ‘Fixing’ the problem of voter fraud that simply doesn’t exist on any meaningful scale.

[Pete Weaver @pjweaver]

@beckyfh @Frances_Coppola @supertanskiii Being really kind here. Thought I’d give them the benefit of the doubt and check to make sure they hadn’t ceased trading since this proposal was published. Oh…

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@beckyfh @Frances_Coppola @supertanskiii It’s ok guys. They’re going to accept this too. Oh…

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cc @mariannaspring

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Now do it in the UK please

[Leticia Rodríguez @letirgar]

First sentence in Spain for spreading 'fake news' about migrant minors

[Pete Weaver @pjweaver]

@nickw84 Interior design choices are the main reason I watch this show

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@mrjamesob we already have a government gateway ID, NI number, NHS number - do you really think this government has the ability to sort out a unified system of any kind?

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@artistsmakers Guys guys. We’ve got this great new idea called Channels…

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@artistsmakers I think we’re only a few months away from cable TV companies bundling up all the streaming services as one package and selling it as a groundbreaking new idea.

[Pete Weaver @pjweaver]

Can we do this please. I’d be a self made wine bottle millionaire.

[Annastacia Palaszczuk @a_palaszczuk]

BREAKING: We want to expand Containers for Change to include glass wine and spirit bottles. @4ChangeQLD

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@marcusjdl 🤯

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@mrjamesob From his constituency…

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@RudolphUcker His new teeth don’t fit in his mouth

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@the_transit_guy You’re about early for this https://t.co/lIRjQ4PWPz

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11/10 for the printed WhatsApp messages

[Pete Weaver @pjweaver]

Bag of rats

[Gabriel Pogrund @Gabriel_Pogrund]

Williamson told Morton it was “disgusting you are using her death to punish people…absolutely disgusting” - a claim for which he didn’t provide any evidence

When she told him it wasn’t true, Williamson said: “perception becomes reality”

[Pete Weaver @pjweaver]

Repeat after me. The word you are looking for is T E R R O R I S T

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@neilalexander_ Obsessed with their floor tiles

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@averageIyjoe The takeout equivalent of a double yolker