PJ

I write Short Stories & ScreenPlays for short films. But to chop 😭, I'm your plug for all door2door deliveries in Lagos. Call/Whatsapp: [phone]

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

I am inside my favorite lounge for a milkshake and French fries, last night, this time on a date. I met him a few weeks ago and I like him, so I invited him to Dome. I came an hour early to relax before he comes but also to make sure he keeps to

** A Thread**

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@SirJaby @Asake_Alagbo Delete this abeg

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@realMaalouf What did I watch abeg?😩

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

I watch as they lower my mother into the grave and my heart broke into a million pieces. This is the last place I want to be because it hurts too much. However, I feel responsible to be here for her like she was for me throughout her life.

I felt a soft squeeze

**A Thread**

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@silverpenydr My mummy 😭 21st April, 2016! Even up till now, the pain is still fresh some days. Heavier anytime I’m pregnant or post-partum. My mom’s death is like your umbrella snatched away from you during a heavy downpour leaving you drenched and cold. Omo

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@Hauwa_L Honestly if opay can hack easy banking, what is the excuse of all these old banks that have been in Nigeria for a long time? Using 2 to 3 business days to send alerts or confirm transactions most times. Shame o! Big shame!

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@rukky_nate I’m all 3 depending on the day. Wetin happen?

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

I want my mummy

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@MrMekzy_ This one na Joro to Joro with evidence 😂

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@Queen_Minic Marriage too ngl

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@MrMekzy_ Thinking deeply and realizing that I no really get

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@MrMekzy_ Yes but I get to choose how I come back. In a very rich but non toxic fam. A body that never gets fat. A very high IQ and also street smartness. Oh and most definitely female again.

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@_itsphily @tylerperry And not a single scratch!???? He was hit in the head with a bottle several times and fell off a balcony with glass shattering everywhere and not a single scratch on his face???? 🤦🏿‍♀️

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@bisousluv I replayed it!!!

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@engr_bunmi @Wizarab10 When you’re cooking for yourself. When you have to cook several times a day and different things because you have kids (toddlers/younger kids) cooking will become a heavy CHORE.

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@stillgoji @Jag_ubani Where??? The chunks of meat inside I can still remember how to clings to my teeth and the taste never leaves my mouth. 😭 where is the better meat pie?😩

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@Jag_ubani Omg that year o! The best meat pie I ever tasted! Nothing has come close! 😭 I’ve eaten a million meat pies from other places but nothing has even come close to Mr Biggs meat pie that year!😭 None!

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@Fine_witches Omo

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@schuld_eth @FearedBuck I came here to say this!!!!!!!!

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

@MisterElikem Omo this is crazy and wicked! Tf

[PJ @pjwritesonline]

I’m trying to get over a mother walking in on her son doing another man and he didn’t stop! Nig increased the tempo like he was tryna “arrive” before being interrupted. Your own mother!!! She had to slap his head before he got off! Gtfoh!!! #beautyinblack