Patrick Casey

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@DavidCovucci Bachelor of Arfs

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@DavidCovucci This is terrible

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@McD773 @DavidCovucci @coopermr This is great content.

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@AndyRichter It’s cool if it’s from Margon.

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

Greetings from Leesburg, VA. @VicBergerIV @VicFaceHoles

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@RachyMills I like 1 (800) Contacts. Cheap and great costumer service.

[Mary Bruce @marykbruce]

Comey hearing overshadowing much on the Hill, including Seersucker Thursday. Feinstein representing.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Fact: What an asshole.
Upside: Makes Trump look more Presidential. https://t.co/Kbnnqwzu8o

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

He Was Just Trying To Get Even With Some Cows. Now He Has His First Michelin Star. https://t.co/L3PfuLs6Na

[mike @mikeafff]

LET HIM STAY HE JUS WANNA HANG OUT https://t.co/VLLSo0pdwW

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives https://t.co/QWFIWinunK

[Rachel Dratch @TheRealDratch]

Did The Hulk write this? https://t.co/nwVrVcw5O0

[Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre]

The definition of "March Madness" is going somewhere other than Epcot on your vacation this time of year.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Elementary math under Betsy Devos
Q: Ned and Sheryl each have 4 apples. Who has more apples?
A: Whomever Mike Pence decides has more apples.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Descartes, updated.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

How long it took 50% of Americans to disapprove president’s job performance:
Reagan 727
Bush 1336
Clinton 573
Bush 1205
Obama 936
Trump 8

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@Matteau23 @NHL hahaha I watched it live. Flower didn't stand a chance on that one.

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@pattonoswalt #toomuchwatergate

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@AndyRichter I worked in the neighborhood for 9 years and ate here often. Food kicks ass and the lady behind the counter called me baby.

[Patrick Casey @pjyamma]

@bkpubcrawl Hope you guys are getting weird right about now.