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[phoebe @pkatess]

So my brother 3D printed our dog a crown...

[phoebe @pkatess]

Every gymnast when that compulsory level 4 floor music comes on:

[horse @horseimage]

horse eating then freezing upon hearing sound of race bugle flashback to glorious but possibly traumatizing past retired racehorse

[peter @arabatman_]

being insane should at least burn calories

[Liminal Warmth ❤️‍🔥 @liminal_warmth]

Just got the call. Fired. I was a glazed pot. Now I am strong.

[JoCat @JoCat105]

I personally believe it's good and important to care about things that hurt and affect other people even if it doesn't hurt or affect you

[P𐌹adica @Nova_Scotia_Gov]

Found this guy on reddit who is just going to every country's subreddit and asking if they like tom and jerry

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Jesus: Feed the poor, love your neighbor.

MAGA: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

happy birthday david lynch, a lover of creatures great and small

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Being a person with a brain and someone who can read during this period of history is really really difficult

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

hey (with intentions of building a lego set together)

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

what a world this person lives in. no hate or fear, but no cheese either. i don’t know if i could make the switch

[m ★ @bitemejareau]

let’s be real

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

yeah i picked up a bit of accent while on the moon

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective and you never see them again

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

those are some W friends

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

THIS TIKTOK?!💀

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your 20s are about being really scared all the time

[Xiao Tong 🦋 Am elsewhere!! @Velinxi]

A few years ago my dad randomly told me “the next generation of American children will speak fluent mandarin, trust me” and I thought he was going crazy but now I realize that maybe Apollo hit him with the ball of prophecy