peterbrucato

It's a sidekick. I'll be in the car.

[peterbrucato @pkbruca]

@elonmusk Don't believe it. You are just a business. Never let politics or religion keep you from making a $$$. He is using the Republican vote to make him rich. Democrats are capitalist also.. not the socialists the Repubs are claiming. The Democrats are closer to the right than you know

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The President of the United States of America blocked access to the free press and launched state-run media.

This is authoritarianism in action. 

We can end his unchecked power when we take back Congress this November. VOTE.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses?

[Jay Mewes @JayMewes]

My jungle love owe-ee, owe-ee, owe! Back on Cruise Askew 2026 with the greatest band in the world and legend @TheMorrisDay snoochie boochies 🤘

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

I’m tired of just sitting on this info. 6 months ago CBS flew me out to DC for an in person debate over the Trump Administration, they paid for everything ranging from my travel expenses to a 4 person camera crew. The conversation was moderated by Maurice DuBois.

As you could imagine, this debate didn’t go well for my MAGA opponent, and I was very effective at demonstrating the failures and wrongdoings of Trump & his administration, including things the mainstream media doesn’t want you to know.

Coincidentally, it was filmed RIGHT before Bari Weiss took over. And in my opinion, it seems she canned the whole production to censor the truth.

I have reached out to my contact at CBS multiple times over the course of the last 6 months to see what happened to the production, and haven’t gotten a response.

@CBS, what’s going on???

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

FAFO.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

First days on the job can be tough..

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Nobody excludes like those who have been excluded

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You can't preheat your stocks and dividends so why would you preheat your car? @SSessionsATL

[peterbrucato @pkbruca]

@Nationals Pole to pole

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Juan Soto breaking down his swing routine.

[Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern]

Some dishes don’t just taste good. They change the sexual temperature of the room.

Marco Pierre White’s Tagliatelle with Oysters and Caviar did exactly that at Harvey’s in 1980s London. Butter-slicked pasta. Oysters warmed just to surrender. Caviar used without apology. Controlled, decadent, precise.

I make my own take not for a Michelin star, but for the people I love, in the comfort of my home. Cook it your way. Serve it for someone you care about. Especially on New Year’s Eve. Midnight can wait. Pleasure has already arrived.

Want the recipe? Check out the link in for the full recipe.

Happy New Year.

[907username @907username]

@BBGreatMoments Going with the 3-5-4 double play 😂

Keith Hernandez flashing the leather

https://t.co/VMANNgRAvM

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Start punching up. That is who is in the files.

[peterbrucato @pkbruca]

@aldamu_jo Frustrating to hear this kind of crap. Stop hearing these stories and realize we are a human race.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel to be reinstated after suspension following Charlie Kirk comments, ABC says. The show is expected to return Tuesday. https://t.co/NxCd6RUDdZ

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This aged well.

[peterbrucato @pkbruca]

@nickysmokess Is that your sister or somethin