Phil Kehrig

[Phil Kehrig @pkehrig]

@jordandl8 I hope Ovechkin gets Marty Macsorley'ed

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"k"

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

outkast: what's cooler than bein cool?

me: ICE COLD

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"We stay fly, no lie, you know this"

Me: "BALLINNNNNNNNN"

[Natasha Staniszewski @tvnatasha]

Been a loooong time since Penguins vs Oilers and 3 days later Penguins vs Flames would produce 2 unbelievably entertaining games like that.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seems the World goes batshit crazy, every few decades. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.

[Brent Butt @BrentButt]

They say after a workout, one cup of chocolate milk helps your body recover, so imagine what this chocolate cream pie is gonna do for me! 🏆

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When you're getting roasted & you hold back that one joke that will destroy a persons will to live

[Phil Kehrig @pkehrig]

Coffee time with farmers on day 3 of heavy rain always brings the most positive uplifting talk #saidnooneever ☕️☔️🚣🌾

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

One trophy down, one to go.

[Grady Sas @GradySas]

Pierre McGuire asked Phil Kessel about his conditioning and Kessel thought Pierre was referring to his bad breath.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Wait for it 🎣 (via @dimemtl) https://t.co/dcs4uzI3Yc

[Phil Kehrig @pkehrig]

Clever move...Use 2 sticks and double your chances of scoring, I like it #PensvsCaps #GoPens

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Pumped to be part of the #NHL17CoverVote ! Tweet and Retweet using #NHL17McDavid

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Me as a teacher

https://t.co/bd3SuUmNj7