Paul Kersey

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

Scotland get battered, everywhere they go
Scotland get battered, everywhere they go…….
Everywhere they go …….

Flights booked for Friday morning !!

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

Scotland are announcing a new captain for tonight’s game ..

His name is Troy McTavish and will be flying them all home early hours of Friday morning

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@shouq_al90149 Oh FFS, are some people really that fucking stupid. ?

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@benonwine Fuck off to Calais and look after your immigrant friends.
I’m sure they will give you somewhere to stay, a fire and a dinner.

You could always get a dingy and claim asylum ?

Only difference is nobody wants you anywhere.

[Proper Memes 〓〓 @Proper_Memes]

BREAKING! We now go live to pubs and bars to see reaction to Starmer's announcement!

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keir Starmer is preparing to resign this morning, ending in humiliation after barely two years in office.

In dramatic scenes outside Downing Street, Jay from The Inbetweeners arrived to witness the fall of Labour’s shortest-serving Prime Minister.

{satire}

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

I bet the cleaner will be glad when Starmer finally fucks off.
Whenever he scratches his head, splinters of wood go everywhere.

At least Larry will be able to walk around without having to listen to him drone on after September

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@benonwine A Skoda from the 80’s

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

Street Parties being organised right now.
Fuck the World Cup, this is the best news the UK has had.

Pubs will be overflowing tonight, and will have their best takings ever

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

Can we have a WEEK’S holiday to celebrate today’s announcement.

There will be more alcohol drunk today than at the World Cup !

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

Twitter / Instagram is about to crash !!

Party time is imminent !

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@Neccccy The new face on the tins of the Jolly Green Giant

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@atensnut I thought there was a law about animals being paraded in theme parks ?
Whales should be protected

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@atensnut Amazed the slide was able to hold the weight !
Just like a turd being flushed down the toilet

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@Keir_Starmer Have you checked this out yet ?
Might be worth getting a early quote now

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@itvfootball Wonder if Emma Hayes will be cooking during the game ?

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

@TheIndiaFilesIN Was hoping to see everyone being thrown out and hit an electric pylon.

[Paul Kersey @pkerseycb]

If Starmer resigns on Monday, then there should be 2 bank holidays.

1 to celebrate and the other to recover from the hangover.

This will be celebrated more than if England win the World Cup