@benonwine Fuck off to Calais and look after your immigrant friends.
I’m sure they will give you somewhere to stay, a fire and a dinner.
You could always get a dingy and claim asylum ?
Only difference is nobody wants you anywhere.
Keir Starmer is preparing to resign this morning, ending in humiliation after barely two years in office.
In dramatic scenes outside Downing Street, Jay from The Inbetweeners arrived to witness the fall of Labour’s shortest-serving Prime Minister.
{satire}
I bet the cleaner will be glad when Starmer finally fucks off.
Whenever he scratches his head, splinters of wood go everywhere.
At least Larry will be able to walk around without having to listen to him drone on after September
Street Parties being organised right now.
Fuck the World Cup, this is the best news the UK has had.
Pubs will be overflowing tonight, and will have their best takings ever
If Starmer resigns on Monday, then there should be 2 bank holidays.
1 to celebrate and the other to recover from the hangover.
This will be celebrated more than if England win the World Cup