Dr. Chance

Writer, scientist, maker, engineer. No DMs. Thanks.

[Dr. Chance @pkrandall]

First 280 post: If Shakespeare was written by committee.
Will: Brevity is the soul of wit.
Editor1: Brevity is the heart and soul of wit.
E2: Brevity is both the heart and soul of wit.
E5: As has been seen, brevity is both the heart and soul of wit and lingerie.
#280characters

[Dr. Chance @pkrandall]

@covie_93 Antifa had written pro-trans messages on it.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨OMG: The elephant they brought in to the Texas Republican convention just PISSED all over the floor.

You can’t make it up.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A policeman stops a car...
Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you taking it, and what do you do for a living?
Miner: Mine.

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@MysterySolvents Sharts.

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@mrmikeMTL Ten years ago when the worst person in modern history rode down an elevator.

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@muheediva01 It sucks. It’s noisy and uncomfortable. The interior is institutional and you’re traveling backwards headfirst which is weird. And then there’s a stranger without much to do hovering.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

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@Strandjunker He’s turned IDGAF into an art form.

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@JamieBonkiewicz @amystonoha We’re just weeks away from Drudge hosting nightly news.

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@cowincrisis I grew up on a ranch. 60 years later I still start counting you guys to make sure you’re all still there every time u pass by.

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@SundaeDivine It’s queer. Call it what it is.

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@justalexoki It was called nicotine.

[Dr. Chance @pkrandall]

@lanechanged My wife whispered two sentences to me about being chilly and I discretely gave her my jacket. A guy several rows over stood up, came over, and screamed at us about ruining the movie. This was a matinee with about 10 people. None of the movies are worth the risk you face.

[Dr. Chance @pkrandall]

@ThatEricAlper None. Music tastes are generational.

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@Finehairr_ The name Gabriel originates from the Hebrew name Gavri'el, which translates to "God is my strength" or "man of God". It combines the Hebrew elements gever (meaning "hero" or "strong man") and El (meaning "God"). The names were co-opted, they’re not European.

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@RonRichmond711 @TheRealThelmaJ1 Trump: “shove a UV light bulb up your ass to prevent Covid”
MAGA: “how far, sir”

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 I hear the whithouse is getting a trailer park and hosting a demolition derby to complete the US enshitification.

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@Kristinartz Frederick and Bode (pronounced bodie).

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@Samaytwt Linux.

[SheSaidWhat @orangehelicop]

@BhattiLaib9960 If you're asking for health related reasons, i.e. you need to cut down on red meat, then it counts as red meat. But in cooking it needs to be treated as white meat and thoroughly cooked, and not eaten rare.