Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version)

Failed state. Motorist. Enlarged to show texture.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

Going to create an Alcoholic TV Writer from the 80s parody account and post things like, "Ugh, so sloshed on Bartles and Jaymes, how am I gonna finish this Barney Miller two-parter?"

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

Man, young Hannah Arendt was a snack!

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

Why would you antagonize people who already buy your products? It's honestly mind-numbingly stupid. I would love some kind of explanation @Gillette

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

@Gillette why would you make blades that don't fit in all of your handles? This is beyond stupid. Also your website is absolute garbage (hence my use of Twitter since even the "Chat with a Digital Assistant" link is dead). Great work!!!

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

Honestly to what end? I'm already a customer! I'm trying to give you money! Just make them all compatible!

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

Probably shouldn't have Tweeted about it. Oh well.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

If I had a time machine I'd probably spend a lot of my efforts on going back in time and trying to have sex with Lisa Whelchel, Blair from TV's Facts of Life. I feel no shame about this but must keep it a secret because of society.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

There isn't a "legit" Amy Grant Onlyfans. Just FYI. #buyerbeware

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

Apparently that whole Cologuard thing is "invite-only." I found the address online but if you don't send it in their special box they don't even open it (I called after about 6 weeks of waiting and this is what I was told). Just FYI.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

It's snowing here.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

"He died doing what he loved. Tweeting about dying in an electrical storm."

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

There's a violent thunderstorm here.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

This thread is just for historical purposes in case I die tonight.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

Twitter, I mean. I'm talking about Twitter.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

It took me so long to realize it.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

It is now September, which means I can start planning Thanksgiving dinner. Huzzah!

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

@Writersloom I'm very familiar with this album! I have well-informed opinions! Things are going to get real when we reconvene.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

If elected, I pledge to only let people who made the recipe as written leave a review.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

@Writersloom He's the trade federation guy. He gets murdered at the end of Sith. But they should also make a Maz Kanata standalone. She ran the cantina in Force Awakens.

[Fillard Millmore (Taylor's Version) @pkrinke]

Where's the Viceroy Gunray standalone? #starwars