Going to create an Alcoholic TV Writer from the 80s parody account and post things like, "Ugh, so sloshed on Bartles and Jaymes, how am I gonna finish this Barney Miller two-parter?"
@Gillette why would you make blades that don't fit in all of your handles? This is beyond stupid. Also your website is absolute garbage (hence my use of Twitter since even the "Chat with a Digital Assistant" link is dead). Great work!!!
If I had a time machine I'd probably spend a lot of my efforts on going back in time and trying to have sex with Lisa Whelchel, Blair from TV's Facts of Life. I feel no shame about this but must keep it a secret because of society.
Apparently that whole Cologuard thing is "invite-only." I found the address online but if you don't send it in their special box they don't even open it (I called after about 6 weeks of waiting and this is what I was told). Just FYI.
@Writersloom He's the trade federation guy. He gets murdered at the end of Sith. But they should also make a Maz Kanata standalone. She ran the cantina in Force Awakens.