Kako

We're here for a good time
Born 24th April.

[Baba Kayai @BabaKayai]

Dude: She says she's pregnant, am not ready to be a dad!
Me: Deny, usi Baba ike
Him: Really?
Me: Wala usi Father ishwe

[Kako @PkThuo1]

@Dey__Know si you cook something huko Japan B league. It has been a while

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Luhya nation has ONLY Dr. Khalwale as a genuine corruption free representative of the people. The rest are very cheap. Uhuru can buy them.

[Mwalimu Andrew, Esq. @mwalimuandrew]

Reports about me kicking the bucket are extremelly exaggerated. I am still licking life...

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, if you are a billionaire." Jacob Juma.

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

Corona virus ---- New Black Plague

[Kako @PkThuo1]

@helabetKEN ID: 959226171

[Baba Kayai @BabaKayai]

All illegal merchandise must be confiscated, or as Kamau would say, bidhaa zote zisio harare, lazima zibambwe

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Day in the life of a white blood cell in a South African.

[Droid @droid254]

hahaha "@masaku_: #Someonetellsouthafrica our police vs their police"

[Droid @droid254]

#Someonetellsouthafrica kenyan girls vs S.African girls

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

This is Fortune Kinyanzui. At 34, he was a already a Millionaire but for 6 months now, he has been missing after an abduction in March 26.

Who did it? No-one knows.But just like the Millions he made disappear from Retiree's Bank Accounts, he is now MIA.

How? Well, here's a 🧵

[Kako @PkThuo1]

@MKchumba001 @Osama_otero Wewe unajua huyosee kweli ama unasema tu noma sana

[Kako @PkThuo1]

How do you feel as many when when you lose your first daughter

[Kako @PkThuo1]

@onlybrad_ @LillyanneNganga @HonMosiria Ni yeye goon toka 2015 huko maseno

[Kako @PkThuo1]

@AugustinGithaka While working western side of Kenya I consumed brookside milk branded Brookside Uganda.

[Kako @PkThuo1]

@AgainElsewhere Your Chinese people have become mikoraa like Kenyans I have worked with them and they like too much alcohol and cigarettes. They escape at night and return early in the morning and sleep all day in the pickups they are given buy the companies. They also like to gamble a lot

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Kichuna Huddah Monroe asema Ruto atakuwa rais mbovu zaidi katika historia ya Kenya

https://t.co/GxndYOPXwe

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

Only one man’s past is missing in all the history that ever historied. Just that one man.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

I foresee Luhyas being watchmen and cooks for a long time in this country untill they address their political agenda in unity.