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Patrick Kunetz - Remastered 2022
@PKunetz
yes, I'm an actuary, no, it's not like an accountant
Joined July 2018
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68 Followers
393 Posts
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Here’s my contact info if anyone needs it:
-2.0 in the right eye
-3.5 in the left
Sleep is so important. If you gave me 6 hours to cut down a tree, I’d spend the first 5 asleep
@purpleturtle309 You thought we wouldn’t notice the name drop but we did
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“Not my circus, not my monkeys” - a guy who just witnessed his monkeys and circus being burned to the ground
I only listen to musical artists that are super underground. Like they’re dead
@skeatsoffbeat Elite eight* two of your followers are me
Ed Sheeran looks like he helped build Stonehenge
How was Blake Shelton voted sexiest man alive in 2017. He’s not even a sexy man
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@rileysmiley1353 Omg this is so me
In case anyone wanted to know what I got up to this weekend
Me: will you marry me?
My girlfriend who does improv: yes, and
@chestysquidders Mr. Mime, FSA
Sometimes my mom is the funniest person I know and it’s never on purpose
My mom just called it “Chat LGBTQ”
@skeatsoffbeat I bet this would be so funny if I lived in New York
@kmurr4 Oh I do this with my Chinese takeout containers
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