plavol

multitudinal computing system

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

qrts are so funny to me, i misunderstood their usage for so long. people just use them as if they were in a room having a conversation with someone in particular when, in measured and self impressed reply, they shout their expectedly confined response to the whole room for clout.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

No way she doesn’t walk this back lol. Start your timers!

[I @blown_through]

I think you're all a good 10% more intelligent than the average man, and that is what matters.

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

@Rididelduol lmao that text is funny and so is that pic, sorry about your friends, sometimes it’s better this way

[gabe @allgarbled]

Bro, just use the passkey. It’s in the magic link. It’s in your authenticator app. We sent you a code. It’s 2FA with your phone and yubikey. It’s face id. It’s sign in with SSO. Just enable touch id. Do you want to stay signed in? (we’ll log you out anyways)

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

@poopswag34 trvke…..

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

trying this new thing all the hot stud muffins on x are doing by capitalizing common turns of phrase to make them seem more important and as if though i have some grand understanding of them

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

@talonross43 @infamousangeI when You Know, You Know

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

said dave said he how do you shit when you’re not on vacation
rajeet just stared & glared a while & opted instead for a demonstration
he loosed his trousers & unleashed a torrent so putrid, so foul, & odorous
that when dave came to once more he remarked oh well that *is* glorious

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

W@W HUUUUUUGE DEAL W@@@W INVEST NOW

(in me)

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

@unirespecter hey all you people, hey all you people
hey all you people, hey all you people won’t you listen to me
i just had some drugs, no ordinary drugs
drugs made for corner store degeneracy
they’re the tastiest drugs in the city

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

in and out of traffic
i can code switch backwards
say they hate it hate it hate it but they really fakin
can’t be me so they hatin hatin, i’ve even got a voice that makes me sound like sarah palin
(ayy ayy)

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

tonight will be the night that i will clip my ingrown fingernail

over and over agaiiiiiiin

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

auraoma
aura+aroma

has this been investigated

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

dude’s hubcap flew off his car in front of me on the drive to work this morning & i had to dodge that bitch like a heavy rain qte

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

the "creator" is how it should have been writ as it is universal

i feel as if though i've had 3&4 for so long and am only recently learning to embrace the sides of my person allowing 1&2 which are indeed the most important as she makes astute observation of

[savannah @savbrads]

from susan sontag's journals

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

uuuh look at me im participating in the discource durrr

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

@robertlasagna1 https://t.co/wJzbWbS53I

a bit meta to be linking my own tweet but i promise its relevant

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

qrts are so funny to me, i misunderstood their usage for so long. people just use them as if they were in a room having a conversation with someone in particular when, in measured and self impressed reply, they shout their expectedly confined response to the whole room for clout.

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

think i have lived a lot of my life shooting a gun i thought could only shoot one important bullet at a time when i just had it on single-fire and all the bullets are junk rounds from chet's general and there's a gecko infestation at the well that needs clearing and i'm ready

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

a modern dr. strangelove for a modern age; i have got huge expectations for this one.

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

A man. A plan. A meltdown. DIGGER. Only in theaters October 2.

[plavol @pl4_v0l]

@hayleyhexagon this album reminds me of being 17 and extremely depressed coming to terms with It All

so yeah they're cool