Samson Carver

Only Here For The Ratio. Jazz, Utes, Cougs, Golf, And Of Course People Watching.

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@mzehrking Imagine having a brain that doesn’t allow you to compartmentalize. Would be so frustrating.

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@andyblarsen Andy, everyone knows Dave’s rants are a bit. You might be the only one not clued in here. It’s a joke meant to be funny. You never cease to amaze me.

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@JonnyRoot_ @RGIII Imagine having an ego so big you think you get to dictate who is Christian and who is not? Some really psychotic type behavior from this fella here. Might want to actually consider what being a Christian means…. Also you spelled Sports wrong in your bio, makes you look stupid.

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@vettespdUSA_NC @piper4freedom Trump was president… not Biden

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@piper4freedom I do remember this… when Trump was president! By the time Biden took office we were on vacation in Hawaii. Shocking how slow you people are.

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@LIVGolfNation If only fans cared about how much money they were making it might be the best tour on earth, but that is not why people watch.

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@brianmanzella Making this argument then using a photo of Phil winning a Masters and a Caddie bowing is laughable. Cope harder Brian.

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@RyanQualtrics Would rather just have the jazz win games, but that’s just my opinion.

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@andyblarsen You should call Shaq and Kenny xenophobic to their face. I dare you.

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@Ike_Saul Unfortunately we’ve lost Isaac. Winning a government contract is not the same as funding a media outlet. Your tweets the last couple weeks have lost my trust in your independence. Sad to see you playing the “but but game”.

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@DavidDJJames @RyanQualtrics fumbled this naming process. There are hundreds of actual mascot options and we’ve ended up with 2 of the 3 options as hockey club and wasatch? Give me 30 minutes with a couple marketing people and we’d have 10 better options.

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@Ike_Saul Isaac. I thought your entire premise was based on fact finding? This is not what happened. If your intent was to be shocked at Sahil blatant lies, you should clarify with more than an emoji.

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@ltsisk @DChadwickAuthor This is exactly what I’m saying!

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@DChadwickAuthor The irony in this is hilarious. Bro would want hitler confirmed as sec of defense if his king trump nominated him. Why do you need Hegseth so bad? You’re pissed cuz Curtis can think for himself? This is embarrassing

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@UtahCFBstats Imagine losing 7 straight and still yapping. No self awareness lol

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@CosmoSoake81435 Slurp harder

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@CosmoSoake81435 I bet you’re the biggest pussy in real life, this shirt would suite you well. My guess is 5’ 7”. You definitely give little short guy vibes.

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@LuluGNav When is @LuluGNav going to interview Kamala or Tim this aggressively? Argue back with every answer and inject her personal bias at every turn? Would love to hear that interview. Would pay money.

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@andyblarsen Will never understand how you are the Jazz beat writer, and yet also a peddler of the liberal agenda. Pretty pathetic social takes most of the time.

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@pestctrlguy @realEstateTrent Hopefully you can pack up and move along soon.