papa wheelie

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

Imagine Microsoft Teams was like MSN and you could change your status and passive aggressively sign in and out like “Paula | Love all my hats I get to wear” just signed in, over and over.

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

@kathleenanner Me. Both these things and also taking food that’s probably expired out of the fridge. Like if there’s a containers with left overs from a week ago even though I can’t see or smell it I know what’s in it and I will throw up

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

The bots out here care more than west jet themselves

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

@zendadddy Why not Frank?

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

They want to charge you for something that costs them nothing and delay your flight.

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

@WestJet is easily becoming the worst airline to fly in North America. I just arrived from a flight and have a layover to get to Vancouver. My Vancouver flight is delayed and I arrived early. I went to see if there was seats available on the earlier flight that was boarding and

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

Was told yes there’s seats but I have to pay $150 if I want it. So they have my flight delayed. Have another earlier flight with empty seats. But are not going to let me on it. You think that they would try and make customers happy with their service where they can but instead

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

@Raavxhimself It was NUTS hahahaha

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

@Raavxhimself Did you know this happened or is this just a big coincidence?

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

@mamachubbzx Highly suggest getting g puke bags off Amazon for your car. I could have used them twice in the last two weeks 😅

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

@mamachubbzx I did not see this till just now and realized I posted an ozempic post right after. I feel your pain

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

Ozempic is cool till you’re flying down Deerfoot and suddenly have to puke so you quickly unscrew your Owala tumbler and use it to catch your mess but it’s filling up so you have to pull over on Deerfoot while puking and you get out and puke while also trying not to die.

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

Losing my dad and my memere just over a month apart has my tiny brain convinced that everyone around me is going to die one after another so that is very cool, I’m doing great!!!!!!

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

I’m flying back home after being in Sudbury for three weeks and it’s a weird feeling because I don’t really have anything to come back here for

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

But actually, I now have a teddy bear that says happy Father’s Day that I guess I have to keep for the rest of my life

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

My dad really pranked me by dying the week before Father’s Day but I gave him his gift the day before he died so I get to skip that day this year. Jokes on him

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

@seitanxhoe You’re so sweet! Thank you

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

My dad died today and I only know how to cope with things with humour and I think people think I’m a monster

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

At this point Dereck and I are pretty much in a long distance relationship again. It’s actually the worst.

[papa wheelie @plafleur]

Once I asked Dereck a question about @cmcdavid97 but thought his name was Connor McDonald and ill never hear the end of it