The Retard Engineer

Chutiya

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Every hour is peak hour in Facebook ! #longImeNoSee

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Sometimes the journey is the destination #epiphany #wanderlust

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Duniya mein sirf do tarah ke log hote hain... RANDI ya DALLA #lifeThoughts

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

I am not desperate #OppositeDay #iCanDoBetter

[Deep Thoughts @deepthoughts289]

Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed, and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart.

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Ladki ko fuck karne ko mila... No need to marry now !! #LifeLesson #WordsOfWisdom

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Thoda dirty minded hoon par dil ka acha hoon... #KabhiKhushiKabhiGam

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

When I poop chocolates #chocolates

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Don't expect anything original. I am a pseudo cool person. #firstPost #pseudoCool #plagarised

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

.@Bhuvan_Bam our version of andmand ka tola https://t.co/oSP4sVwIzk #BBkiVines #andmandkatola #hostel #bakchodi

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

dinner table pe aati hai sirf apni baatein karti hain aur hum sab haan haan karte hain #creepySmile

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

How not to make buttermilk .... Add a huge chunk of butter to a tumbler of milk.... Not a good combination #RecepieOfTheDay

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Waling slowly looking at your phone.... #BeingABhatia #PhraseOfTheDay

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

When I see a friendly nigga, my mind goes "Hello darkness my old friend..." #nigaExperiences #niggaLife

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Fuck my life is just an expression .... I don't want you to literally fuck my life... #DontFuckMyLife #

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Bhatia kuch kar nahi sakta .... sirf apne hila sakta hai......

#JustLikeMe

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Mein gaon ka nahi.... Mein shahari harayanvi hoon #TissueDropWithGrace

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Sometimes people get overly cautious with their kids.... They don't let me play with them :( #sadlife #sadworld

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Rko karne se pehele.... "JAI JAI PAWAN KALYAN" #gult #teleguLife @PawanKalyan

[The Retard Engineer @plagarisedEngg]

Teacher says take a PE under me....
I proceed to take a PEE under him.....
#noregrets #worthit #rusticated #ProjectElective