emoji combo dog whistles are one of the worst things to come from the internet you could put some cute shit like 🧁🎀 on your profile and some corner of the internet will claim it means you’re a racist cannibal who exclusively eats children or whatever the fuck
“aren’t you guys a little too old to be trick or treating?”
what would you rather I do? go on my phone? go out drinking? wreck the area? just give us some candy ☹️
please be serious with me I have ocd I’m scared blah blah anyways do you think my halloween candy is poisoned or out of date or do you think it’s safe to eat please answer
please be serious with me I have ocd I’m scared blah blah anyways do you think my halloween candy is poisoned or out of date or do you think it’s safe to eat please answer
“mommy is manic street preachers real”
“no honey they’re not”
*nicky wire lowers his hood and sings*
“we live in cities you never see on screen”
*richey steps out from beside him*
“not very pretty but we sure know how to run things”
*kid looks on in awe and mom is shocked*