I want my kids to be so comfortable talking to me that the first thing they think when they’re in some kind of trouble or mess up is “I need to call my mama” and not “my mama is gonna be so mad with me”
Some great beers:
The airport beer
The kitchen beer while she’s getting ready
The hotel balcony 7pm beer
The straight to the pub from work beer
The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer
The Friday before Christmas beer(s)
"Hell yeah Trump got impeached looks like he's finally out of office!"
*Deletes tweet*
*2 minutes later*
"Wow none of you know what impeachment means the senate still has to vote before he's removed from office go take a college course"
to whoever lives on or near state street in lax and has a broken car alarm that goes off 14 times a day can you please fix it.
sincerely, a very pissed off street of neighbors🙃