@jas_d_barbie A nurse friend told me about a patient with genital warts growing in their lungs because they choked/inhaled sperm when giving a blowjob to someone with herpes.
@BarvLoPing@GenericSnarky Biden almost as memeable as Trump? Agree to disagree 😂
The sleepy joe and “come on man!” memes could only be stretched so thin.
@tritheone @Jackhuyz @kb_aerobics@elmanity@acdmma_ It’s not that crazy to comprehend. The fist fighter is probably better at fist fighting than the guy who doesn’t fist fight as much. “They aren’t fighters, they’re killers!”. Okay, cool. Why did Benoit Saint Denis lose to Dustin Porier?
@tritheone @Jackhuyz @kb_aerobics@elmanity@acdmma_ I understand military combat training is probably target practice, studying, strategizing, and uhm…idk…sparring 😱. Or are you implying theyre actually killing each other in training? You act like these mma guys won’t rip out eyes and stomp nuts too.
@tritheone @Jackhuyz @kb_aerobics@elmanity@acdmma_ Tom wins the same reason mma fighters lose to boxers. Remove the guns and gear and it’s essentially a no rules mma fight. Tom trains mma 6 days a week, 2 times a day. These security bros don’t do that and I doubt most of them are John Wick.