Brad

Eat, drink, make plays, be merry

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

I really am a Bachelor of Fine Arts

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Happy emails-as-whack-a-mole season to all who celebrate

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Went to the pie shop for pi day. Slices were 3 for $14

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

I never feel like more of a clown than when I’m commenting on a post in the local Buy Nothing group with rhetoric like “I’ve been looking for an ottoman just like this” and “thanks for the generous give!”

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

I think about Rhode Island or Maine every 15 minutes

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Just got claustrophobic looking at a Corvette

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Not enough people calling other people “rapscallions”

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

I have a vehement and visceral opposition to “let’s hop on a call” culture

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Still gunning for a nationwide ban on productions of "Million Dollar Quartet" and "The Marvelous Wonderettes"

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

I wish the New York Times mini crossword sound played every time I archive an email

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Me to my nephew and niece at dinner tonight: "You guys were too young for Vine, but..."

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

I hope some of you resolved to stop saying “writ large” in 2025

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Tidings of comfort and joy, fam

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

@aubsorama Literally same though

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Can’t believe I waited until age 33 (notably, my Jesus/Batman year) to buy a drill

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Please don’t make me download Christian Mingle (I beg of you)

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

John King just said “slow down on the popcorn or maybe make some more”

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Bought some Bulleit for the occasion

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Jake Tapper just told me to brew a pot of coffee

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

So true boys

[Brad @plaidbrad1990]

Opening Orbit gum is a thrice weekly test of patience