Tesoro ♔

idk bruh, just Kristen Stewart and her English boyfriend basically.

[picolo @_gabrielpicolo]

“This is not how you play this”

“This is exactly how you play this”

[Adam Khattab @adamsantosk]

Was at KFC to get something to eat. I wanted a specific piece so I asked her for a thigh piece and the lady says “which side?”.
Me: *heavy silence as I contemplate such an odd question* ...”right side”
Lady then said “no sir, mashed or French fries?”

Jesus take the wheel... 🤦🏻‍♂️

[gibby @lilgibgreg]

for those who wanna save money, this is what happens in #frozen2

[Tesoro ♔ @plaidedhobos]

me getting emotional at everything in life

[Queen Elsa @ItsFrozen2]

Anna’s ugly cry is the most beautiful thing #Frozen2

[Anna Lauren Hoffmann @annaeveryday]

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
dad: *nudge* could’ve been you
a philosopher: *sigh*
flight attendant: we are going to crash and can either hit a field and kill 1 farmer or a runway and kill 5
dad: what
a philosopher: IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

[Taylor Ping 🐉 @taylorrping]

gonna tell my kids this was monica geller https://t.co/xRHaJnMSJz

[EM @Em_bexxx]

Okay this has to be one of the best tiktok videos I’ve seen yet 😭 #avengers

[Tesoro ♔ @plaidedhobos]

@cinthchia @ninjajumbahappy what does that make me then

[zy @lzy0122]

The haze crisis summed up through The Office

[Tesoro ♔ @plaidedhobos]

nobody:

literally nobody:

me to everyone I meet:

I’M GOING TO ALPACA WORLD!!!!!!!!!

[Tesoro ♔ @plaidedhobos]

me: are you even listening, sometimes I think a wall listens better than you

him: go talk to a wall then

me:

[Tesoro ♔ @plaidedhobos]

Happy Birthday to this cutie @ShawnMendes 😍 We love you & absolutely can’t wait for your tour to start! #MendesArmy

[Tesoro ♔ @plaidedhobos]

@awadahwatson HAHAHAHAHAHA SHE'LL BE WORSER WITH HER SCREAM

[Tesoro ♔ @plaidedhobos]

@slothyeo @xoxoyeo @TheGirICode OF COURSE BIJ

[Tesoro ♔ @plaidedhobos]

@slothyeo https://t.co/n1TqwBJAK1