Morgan Nelson

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[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

@Crocs why don’t you have a way to recycle old crocs which would then be used to make a new pair?

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

@_N93K @stance socks

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

18 adults&children killed in school shootings 4 months into 2023: “We must protect gun rights!”

Budlight partners with a transgender influencer: “We must boycott and discard of all Budlight!”

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Wow…do this many people really hate ‘the gays’ so much they are throwing out all their @budlight

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Incase you were wondering, Aldi’s grocery carts take Canadian quarters at par.

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

The proper soup to saltine ratio is 1:1 regardless of the type of soup

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Do people who out up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving even own Thanksgiving decorations…seems economical

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

It is amazing how much information I can fit on a sticky note.

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Making my wife watch The L Word for the first time.

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Still wondering….

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

What do we have to do to get a @LLBean clothing line on @Bitmoji

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

What do we have to do to get a @LLBean clothing line on @Bitmoji

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

All I want for Christmas is for @DEWALTtough to sell a combo set that doesn’t include a drill or impact driver

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Is Dewalt days just no longer a thing? @DEWALTtough @HomeDepot

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

@bennelsonjamin @Airstream_Inc Oh my gosh!

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Okay so why does every make and model of RV have the same ugly swoosh patterns with the exception of @Airstream_Inc

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Nothing like @SharkWeek. Never gets old 🦈

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

[Morgan Nelson @plaidpickles]

@SenTedCruz Wait I’m confused, so are you saying it’s only okay to protest on public land when you agree with the message…like say…when it outside of private homes of abortion clinic employees…make it make sense

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Just putting this out there.