Patricia Ladd

I have adventures.

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@Dirk_Hardbody I have it as a recurring event in my calendar

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Happy 4 Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate

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Yes, this is a Samhain-inspired call out post

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Even though I find it very annoying, I have to admit the commitment to a bit of a language that will adopt the Latin alphabet and then change the accepted pronunciation of each letter. I hate it but also love it

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

"Why didn't Ariel just write down what she wanted to say to Prince Eric since we know she could write?" Look at that himbo; you really think he can read?

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

Be nice to Florida today, people, we have lost our national poet

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

It turns out the logo change may be the last straw for me, because now the app just blends in to the other rando apps that came on my phone that I never touch. I remember Twitter exists like every 2 weeks now

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

@Cynthdahlgren I would let her pick out a new duck and make a big deal about the new one as a distraction

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

Reading reviews of beauty fridges online but no one is answering what I really want to know: "Will this tiny fridge fit a 24oz jar of Claussen's Pickles?"

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@Dirk_Hardbody I read an article that posited this is an old convention from postcards where the ellipsis saved space over a paragraph break. Respond as if your email is a telegram STOP

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

People who for some reason use quotation marks for emphasis instead of sarcasm are the chaotic evil goblins of the internet

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

It is day 4 of fireworks and my dog is SUFFERING, y'all. Also me, I guess. Maybe I too should crouch in the closet and emit a high-pitched whine

[laurie allee (retired account) @laurieallee]

Just a reminder. Even CDC, the most Covid-minimizing public health group, reluctantly admits approximately 1 in 5 adults now have a health condition caused by previous Covid.

That's after only 3 years.

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

@Cynthdahlgren It's like they decided to remake Jaws but with a sea creature that was indisputably on the side of justice

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Suddenly relevant: this ridic 1977 movie I made everyone around me watch in 2006 about a killer whale who blows up a town when Richard Harris (i.e. OG Dumbledore) murders his wife

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

Also, though I do think the Howl's Moving Castle movie is a masterpiece, I wish more people would read the books because they have 200% more sass. Howl is just some Welsh asshole and Michael/Markl is not a child but an angsty teen

[Patricia Ladd @plaidpladd]

I wish other Diana Wynne Jones books besides Howl's Moving Castle had movies, because all the Howl fangirls would lose their gd minds over Chrestomanci, a man who spends every moment of 6 books being blasé in a collection of extravagant dressing gowns

[Yilin @ The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter]

Um, hey @britishmuseum, it's come to my attention that your exhibit "China's hidden century" uses my translations of Qiu Jin's poetry, but you never contacted me for permission. Please note this is a copyright infringement! How are you going to fix this?? #NameTheTranslator

[KingMediocrity92🩷💜💙 @Curtis_R92]

A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but the entire cast of The Mummy certainly will.